JOKE OF THE DAY:

X is presenting to us the goals for Youth Conference 2006.
one of the goals is to reach out, from matthew 9:3.
Pastor -hand shoots up immediately-: matthew 9:3 says "THIS MAN BLASPHEMES!"
X faints.
Pastor: the correct reference is matthew 9:37
i laugh until i almost fall off my chair.

hahahahahaha. i mean seriously. OF ALL THE REFERENCES TO QUOTE WRONGLY. haha my phil1:6 and phil1:3 pales in comparison. hahahah but well all sin is the same so i shall just shut up now. haha im talking nonsense. i shall not reveal names lest i get murdered or get sued for defamation. hahahahaha. but besides the fact that i laughed until i almost fell off the chair, i am really amazed at the depth to which Pastor has studied God's Word and how he knows the Bible like the back of his hand. and I AM REBUKED. i want to be like that someday. haha good luck to me. BUT I WILL TRY!

haha anw. X, its okay we forgive you. haha Y who did the typo ahahahaha X will kill you.