The professor of a Contract Law class asked one of his better
students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about
it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was
outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Ok.
I will tell him - "I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my
estate and interests, rights, claim, title and advantages of and in,
said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp and seeds, and all
rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise
eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice,
rind and seeds, anything herein before and hereinafter or in any deed,
or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the
contrary in anywise notwithstanding.

Multiply that by 2561 times and you get THE COMPANIES ACT.

[for credits see thea sonya rahmen]

and you doctors studying for your MCQ final exam think you have a hard time.
hurhur.